#your sass is showing ten
your nine is showing ten
my brother’s friend kept staring at me and i couldn’t figure out why but then i realized i still have PIZZA PARTY written on my knuckles this is this girl’s first impression of me oops
if i ever break a finger i demand you start singing Finger Back before anything else please respect my wishes
*speaking at my wedding* I’d like to thank the love of my life, my world, my muse *spouse begins smiling at me* ezra koenig
“Sometimes in country music, they say, y’know, ‘making love’, or ‘spending the night together’…” (x)
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Elton was in a car listening to Them Crooked Vultures and his assistant said, ‘You need to hear Queens.’ The guy driving the car was an old roommate of mine! So all of a sudden I get a phone call at my house on a Sunday. I picked up and he said: ‘Hello Josh, this is Elton.’ I thought someone was messing with me. He said, ‘The only thing missing from your band is an actual queen!’ I said, ‘Honey, you have no idea.’
| — | Josh Homme (via mrrightandmrbubble) |





